The old woman was always falling down.
She didn't know how or why.
It could have been her wiggly left leg,
or the fact she had no vision in one eye.
She fell off the chair,
and bruised both her knees
she didn't cry one tear;
she just cursed the heavens, and said, “ O GOLLY GEESH!”
Then she bought a wooden cane
with a fancy handle of glass,
but when she went for her first walk
she fell right on her a**
She threw her hands in the air
and began to weep and to moan;
threw the new fancy cane away
and crawled all the way home.