The old woman couldn't get to the front door.
So she looked out her window all day
And she would shout out loud and clearly
To anyone who would pass by her grassy pathway.
"Hey you! Come here ! I want to tell you a secret"!
And she'd tease him with "What do you think?"
And when they he approached to hear her secret,
She'd whisper in a strange voice,"You stink"!
"Hey you! Come closer to my window."
She'd giggled and say "I need to see your right eye."
And when he leaned in to show her
She'd grab his ears and yell in his face "Tomorrow you will DIE!"
"Hey you! I need some help with my door.
It's stuck and I can't get out of my room."
And when the young boy walked in to help,
She beat him on his head with her broom.
She did this from sunrise to sunset
her victims totaled to over one hundred and one.
Isolated in her room she promised never to stop
She was simply having too much fun!